Fairer World Cup: UEFA Qualifying

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The Fairer World Cup qualifiers have reached the halfway point, and the field at this summer’s finals is already taking shape.

Last time out, several major players fell and some new superpowers emerged in the African qualifiers. You can also check out the Oceanic and Asian qualifiers in the links provided.

16 more World Cup places will be filled today, as UEFA play host to the European qualifiers. With many leading names having switched their allegiances to other continents, get ready for some big surprises – and a couple of huge shocks!

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Fairer World Cup: CAF Qualifying

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We’re back with the Fairer World Cup on Football Manager 2024, where we find out what would happen if players represented the weakest national teams available to them.

So far, we have gone through the qualifiers in Oceania and in Asia. Feel free to catch up if you haven’t already.

As far as this chapter is concerned, we’re now heading to Africa, where we’ll meet a load of big-name players in their new national colours. With only nine World Cup places and a play-off spot up for grabs, there will be some major casualties… but we might also come across a serious title contender or two.

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Fairer World Cup: AFC Qualifying

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Welcome to Part 2 of the Fairer World Cup – my new international project on Football Manager 2024.

In case you don’t know what this is about, I’m playing through a World Cup where players can only play for the weakest national teams they are eligible for. Instead of the top nations having first dibs on the best players, the talent pool is now more spread out, which should make the tournament more competitive.

You can find out more about how the Fairer World Cup works by going back to Part 1, where I explained the rules and went through the OFC qualifiers. I bet you’ll never guess who the best national team in Oceania is!

In today’s post, I will take you through the AFC qualifiers. Will the likes of Japan and Australia continue to dominate Asian football, or could a new force emerge?

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Fairer World Cup: Introduction & OFC Qualifying

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The 2026 World Cup is on the horizon. That means five weeks of non-stop football in the scorching North American heat, where ICE will be disappearing any spectators who look or sound foreign, while everyone else endures the ramblings of an egocentric fascist dictator… or those of his friend Donald. I’m sure you’re excited too.

And although there are 48 teams in this year’s king-sized event, there are realistically only a handful who might actually win it. Argentina are the holders after beating France in the 2022 Final, Spain are the European champions, and then you have the perennial contenders like Brazil, Germany and the Netherlands… but it’s hard to see anyone else going all the way. Maybe Scotland, at a push.

But what if the World Cup was more competitive – fairer, even?

Over the course of this series, I will use Football Manager 2024 to find out what would happen if all players could only play for the WORST nation they were eligible to play for. How would England cope without many of their biggest stars? Could Harry Kane, Jude Bellingham and Declan Rice turn the Republic of Ireland into serious contenders? Do France and Germany have enough depth to survive their teams being decimated as well?

Maybe Raheem Sterling can lead Jamaica’s Reggae Boyz to glory? Could we even see a first African winner of the World Cup – with the likes of Nigeria, Ghana and DR Congo all benefitting from their huge diaspora in western Europe?

I will seek to answer all those questions – and more – over the coming weeks. Let the Fairer World Cup begin…

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Review: Bang Average Football

Here’s another non-Football Manager football manager game review… because apparently that’s all I write about on here anymore!

Ah, but I’ve been wanting to check this title out for a while now. If you’re fed up of ultra-realistic simulations with less soul than a Reform UK party conference, or AAA games that turn your kids into broke gambling addicts, you’ll probably find this just as refreshing as I did.

Don’t judge a book by its cover. This is Bang Average Football.

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Review: SEGA Football Club Champions

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Last month, SEGA officially released their newest multi-platform football management game. Sadly, it’s not a rebuilt, reskinned Football Manager 26 that anyone born before the year 2000 might actually enjoy. Though this new game is officially “powered by Football Manager”, it isn’t even close to the FM experience.

Having tried the new game out over the past few weeks, I’m now ready to give my thoughts. Is it a fresh take on the genre – even an FM killer? Or is it “the worst football manager game of all-time”, as some have said?

Here is my honest review of SEGA Football Club Champions.

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Retro Review: Championship Manager 2008

Is this thing still on?

Hey, folks. It’s been a while. Anyway, here’s another Fuller FM ‘Retro Review’ – and this one is kind of a special request.

Today, we shall be going back to the innocent heady days of 2007, when a war-mongering Republican was in the White House, a team from the Midlands was hopelessly stinking out the Premier League, and Football Manager was an unplayable mess. Good times.

So sit back and enjoy this retrospective review of Championship Manager 2008…

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Retro Review: SoccerCards

Here we go again with another Retro Review on Fuller FM – and it’s time for something a bit different.

In the past, I’ve tended to focus strictly on football management games. Nowadays, however, I’m much happier to broaden my horizons and cover any football-related PC game that catches my eye. (This does not include action games where you control the players, so no FIFA or Pro Evolution Soccer reviews. Sorry.)

The game I’m going to discuss today is the reason why I’ve decided to relax the rules the little bit. It’s not really a management game, but its unique card-based gameplay had me hooked for weeks when I was a teenager. And while it was a fairly popular freeware game when it was originally released in the mid-2000s, it now seems to have been largely forgotten.

Well… it’s time to change that! It’s time to (re)introduce you to the pleasure of SoccerCards!

No, you idiot. I’m not talking about those!
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The State of Football Manager 26

It’s time to discuss the state of Football Manager 26 – and the series as a whole.

After a launch period that was nothing short of a PR disaster, and a full release that alienated much of its core audience, Sports Interactive’s long-running franchise is at its lowest ebb for over 20 years. The community has been firmly split on FM26 – with many players pointing their fingers at SI or SEGA for producing a pile of rubbish, and other players putting their fingers in their ears and insisting that everything is fine.

How did this happen? Can SI turn their fortunes around? And what does the future potentially hold for FM? Questions, questions, questions…

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Alternatives to Football Manager 26

For God’s sake, Sports Interactive…

Football Manager 26 has been out for a few weeks, and… mmm, yeah. It’s still a mess, isn’t it?

While many FMers are still wrestling with the new interface or complaining that their favourite franchise has been turned into a mobile game, some will be looking for something else to play. But I know what you’re gonna say: “FM has no competition.”

Yes, it’s true that Sports Interactive don’t have as much direct competition as they did in the 1990s and early 2000s. FIFA Manager, LMA Manager, Ultimate Soccer Manager, Premier Manager and even Ally McCoist’s Director of Football have all fallen by the wayside – emphatically beaten by FM’s superior game engine and extensive database.

These days, if you’re looking for a non-FM football management game on PC, you will likely have to scrape the bottom of the Steam barrel for low-budget indie titles that don’t have anywhere near as much depth.

But there are still some good FM26 alternatives that allow you to play through the 2025/2026 season (or 2024/2025, at least) with a reasonable amount of realism. In this post, I will look at seven of those games – each with their pros and cons – and tell you how you can update them with all the latest data.

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