Fairer World Cup: Round 2, Part 2

The knockout rounds of the Fairer World Cup have begun, and we’re getting closer to finding out who would be crowned world champions if more countries could select their best players.

Round 2 kicked off in the previous chapter, with plenty of late drama and penalty shoot-outs galore. In completely unrelated news, American sports fans have now stopped caring about soccer again.

If you’re still captivated by all the action, I’ve got eight more thrilling matches in store… well, seven thrilling matches, and Costa Rica vs England. We’ll also see the red mist descend for the first time in this tournament!

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Fairer World Cup: Round 2, Part 1

We have reached the knockout stages of the Fairer World Cup – the tournament where players represented the weakest national teams they are eligible for.

Now that the Group Stage has concluded, several world-class superstars – like Paulo Dybala, N’Golo Kanté, Virgil van Dijk and Ben Brereton Díaz – have already left the tournament and returned to their clubs. Of course, others like Kylian Mbappé never even made it to North America, so they’ll at least be grateful that they got the chance.

So now we’re down to the last 32. No more worrying about 3rd-place permutations or using quantum computers to figure out who your next opponent will be. The path to the Final has now been clearly mapped out – and from hereon in, if you lose just one match, you must turn around and go home. (Then again, your opponents might be disqualified, and you might be given another chance to go all the way, like Luton Town in the EFL Trophy.)

The first knockout round – Round 2 – will be split across two separate posts. In this chapter, the three co-hosts all resume their World Cup campaigns, along with Brazil, Jamaica and the Republic of Ireland.

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Fairer World Cup: Groups K & L

After what feels like forever, we have reached the end of the Fairer World Cup Group Stage! But just imagine – it’s going to be even longer in the real thing!

Anyway, in the last chapter, England win Group I in typical England fashion, while Group J was a real rollercoaster ride – particularly for the Republic of Ireland.

So now we’ve come to the final two groups. Spain will want to exact revenge on Türkiye in Group K, while sleeping giants Germany and surprise qualifiers Thailand will likely dominate the headlines in Group L.

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Fairer World Cup: Groups I & J

Things are about to get a lot tighter and tenser as the Group Stage of the Fairer World Cup continues.

The previous chapter saw Argentina overcome some early wobbles to (eventually) top Group G, while there was a thrilling climax to Group H. But now the focus shifts towards Groups I and J.

The Republic of Ireland find themselves in a ‘group of death’, as DR Congo, Italy and Suriname all try to stop Harry Kane from nabbing the Golden Shoe. But first, can Harry’s former England team-mates prove that they can win the World Cup without him? (Probably not…)

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Fairer World Cup: Groups G & H

It’s time for another installment of the Fairer World Cup – the Robin Hood of international tournaments. We’ve taken several players from stronger national teams and given them to ‘weaker’ nations that they are also eligible to represent.

For example, both Brazil and Croatia have lost several regular starters to lower-ranked nations, while Jamaica have gained almost an entire squad’s worth of English-born talents. If you want to see how they got on earlier in the Group Stage, check out my recaps of Groups E and F.

This chapter is all about Groups G and H, which feature the likes of Norway, Uruguay, and the defending champions Argentina.

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Fairer World Cup: Groups E & F

The Group Stage continues right here, right now, at the Fairer World Cup. It’s just like the real World Cup, but with slightly less corruption.

Last time out, co-hosts Mexico battled through a tight Group C, while there was plenty of late drama in Group D. If you’re reading this from Poland, then… er… you might probably want to skip that chapter.

As for today, all eyes are on Group E. Brazil and Jamaica will bring the style for sure, but could South Korea and Slovakia provide some substance of their own? We’ll also have all the results from Group F, featuring 2022 semi-finalists Croatia and Morocco.

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Fairer World Cup: Groups C & D

The Group Stage of the Fairer World Cup is now underway, and we have already had plenty of entertainment… well, maybe not if you’ve been watching Bosnia & Herzegovina versus Egypt.

In the previous chapter, we opened up the tournament with Groups A and B, in which the United States and Canada faced some stiff tests in their quests to reach the knockout rounds.

But what about our other hosts – Mexico? Well, they enter the competition in today’s chapter, as they take on Albania, Iran and the Ivory Coast in Group C. We’ll then meet a much-changed Netherlands team in Group D, where we’ll also try to figure out what the hell is going on with that kit clash!

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Fairer World Cup: Groups A & B

Welcome back to the Fairer World Cup, where I use Football Manager 2024 to find out what would happen if players represented the lowest-ranked nations available to them.

210 nations entered the tournament, but ‘only’ 48 have made it to North America for the main event itself. Several big European nations have missed out completely, including Belgium, France, Portugal… and Scotland! If you want to revisit the qualifiers in full, you can catch up on all the previous chapters right here.

But now it’s time for the Fairer World Cup to begin in earnest. Two of the co-hosts are in action in today’s chapter, as the United States kick off the tournament in Group A, before Canada enter the fray in a wide-open Group B.

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Fairer World Cup: CONMEBOL Qualifying & Play-Offs

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The Fairer World Cup qualifiers are almost over. Soon, we will know all 48 teams who will battle it out in North America for the battle to be crowned champions – in a world where players compete for the lowest-ranked national teams they are eligible for.

So far, we have seen 37 teams from the OFC, the AFC, CAF, UEFA and CONCACAF book their places alongside co-hosts Canada, Mexico and the Confederate Plutocracy of Trumpland. Now just one more batch of qualifiers remains.

In today’s chapter, we will see the 10 nations from CONMEBOL battle it out for six places at the World Cup, before the final two tickets are handed out through the intercontinental play-offs. We will then have the draw for the Group Stage, as all our finalists discover what awaits them in the summer.

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Fairer World Cup: CONCACAF Qualifying

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Howdy, folks! It’s Fairer World Cup time again!

We’ve already covered the qualifiers in four of the FIFA confederations – the OFC, AFC, CAF, and UEFA. If you haven’t read the last chapter yet, then please do, because you have missed a couple of HUGE shocks.

Today, we are heading across the Atlantic for the latest batch of qualifiers. Which three countries from CONCACAF will join the three co-hosts in North America?

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